Little Orphan Annie vs. Maria von Trapp

ARENA: Detroit.

CONDITIONS: Annie can swing and hurl money bags filled with gold bars and can send currents of electricity across the ground by tap dancing; Maria has a rosary lasso and can fire bullets from her guitar case like in Desperado; both must commentate the fight through song and must make the kill while hitting a high B flat.

Who wins?




1 comment:

  1. I think it should be pointed out that although Annie may have combated the Great Depression by singing about sunshine, Maria inadvertently fought the Nazis. Toss up.

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